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Dear Ventulipal, how was your weekend?
I spent Saturday in transit* and am now in a motel two blocks from the beach in Southern California for a few days. You know the beach is my happy place, but so far I haven’t been able to spend any time there. Yesterday it was so cold and windy that I didn’t believe Wonderground’s warnings about strong winds, but today I spent most of the day working sitting in my hotel room. However, I have the next few days off and will be returning home on Wednesday afternoon.
*“In transit” is an understatement. I woke up early on Saturday with little sleep, took a bus downtown to the Civic Center BART station, and then caught a BART train to the airport. As I headed to the exit of the SFO BART station, I realized I didn’t have my wallet with me. I thought I had left it on the train because I was using it to get into the BART area at Civic Center Station. I found a station employee and told her my harrowing story. She took the information from me and picked up the phone in a small station clerk’s booth. “They found it!” she told me. “I’ll be waiting for you at Civic Center Station!” Feeling lucky and grateful that everyone was able to get out, I ran to catch the train back to San Francisco. I couldn’t make it all the way to the Civic Center and back to the airport in time to catch my flight, so I rescheduled my flight. Of course there will be an additional charge. At the Civic Center station, I hugged the BART employee who had picked up my wallet at the station. I must have dropped my wallet at the station. I was in a daze from lack of sleep. So I got on the bus, went home, ate lunch, did a quick wash, changed my jacket, and did the same thing all over again, from bus to BART to the airport. Instead of going to San Diego, the new flight would have a connection in Las Vegas. My flight from San Francisco took off late and I had to pass through two connecting terminals before arriving in Las Vegas.
Finally, in San Diego, I waited for my brother to come from the East Coast and we went to rent a car together. his The plane had to circle for about an hour before landing and then had to wait on the runway for another 40 minutes, surrounded by fire trucks, before deplaning.
Still feeling lucky!