1. Eagles (9-1, No. 1 last week): “There won’t be a rematch.”
2. 49ers (7-3, No. 2): Purdy was perfect.
3. Ravens (8-3, No. 5): It’s Isaiah-esque time.
4. Lions (8-2, 4th): Defense remains an issue.
5. Chiefs (7-3, No. 3): To paraphrase the infamous quote, Patrick Mahomes can’t throw or catch the ball.
6. Dolphins (7-3, No. 6): No. 1 is still within range.
7. Jaguars (7-3, No. 7): Hello, Houston.
8. Cowboys (7-3, No. 8): The Eagles really needed to lose last night.
9. Browns (7-3, 9th): The AFC elite needs to take the Browns very seriously.
10. Texans (6-4, 13th): DeMeco Ryans was named Coach of the Year.
11. Seahawks (6-4, 10th): 49ers + Cowboys + 49ers + Eagles, likely matching a five-game losing streak.
12. Vikings (6-4, 12th): They can outscore a lot of teams. But they have to outdo them.
13. Bills (6-5, No. 16): Beating the Jets at home is another thing. Beating the Eagles in Philadelphia would be something else entirely.
14. Steelers (6-4, No. 11): The wheels are off.
15. Broncos (5-5, 18th): Sean Payton’s vision of a playoff berth suddenly doesn’t seem so far-fetched.
16. Colts (5-5, 15th place): Can they continue their winning streak?
17. Bengals (5-5, No. 14): No den? Big problem.
18. Saints (5-5, No. 19): The Eagles or Cowboys come to the Superdome in the wild-card round.
19. Packers (4-6, 26th): For the first time in a long while, the Packers could be the punching bag in a Thanksgiving game in Detroit.
20. Rams (4-6, 27th): “Keeping Seattle out of the playoffs” may be a lasting memory for the 2023 Rams.
21. Falcons (4-6, 21st): If this isn’t a game of musical chairs for quarterbacks, what is?
22. Raiders (5-6, 20th): Not losing in Miami was further proof of Antonio Pierce’s ability.
23. Buccaneers (4-6, No. 22): Time is running out.
24. Chargers (4-6, No. 17): Time is up.
25. Jets (4-6, No. 23): Time is up.
26. Titans (3-7, 24th): The question isn’t whether the Titans should move on from coach Mike Vrabel. The question is whether Mike Vrabel should be moved on from the Titans.
27. Giants (3-8, 30th): This is their only chance to go after a franchise quarterback in the draft.
28. Commander (4-7, No. 25): Will Black Friday become Black Monday for Ron Rivera?
29. Bears (3-8, 28th): Justin Fields will give them a lot to think about in the offseason.
30. Cardinals (2-9, 29th): Kyler Murray is back.
31. Panthers (1-9, 31st): Soon, no coach in their right mind will want to work for David Tepper.
32. Patriots (2-8, 32nd): A potential late-season spoiler is a role this team hasn’t played in a long time.