1. Eagles (10-1, No. 1 last week): They’re Rocky Balboa. (Clubber Lang will be visiting this weekend.)
2. 49ers (8-3, No. 2): They will likely outscore the Eagles. Will they be able to outdo them?
3. Ravens (9-3, 3rd place): They struggled against the Chargers but didn’t get results.
4. Chiefs (8-3, No. 5): They’ve been trying hard to make Kadarius Toney their No. 1 receiver, but they probably realized that Lachie Rice is the better candidate for the job. It wasn’t.
5. Dolphins (8-3, No. 6): The No. 1 seed will be huge for Miami.
6. Jaguars (8-3, 7th): That loss to the 49ers may have helped them more than the win.
7. Cowboys (8-3, No. 8): They were able to take the lead, but they still couldn’t catch up with the Eagles.
8. Lions (8-3, No. 4): Jared Goff is playing more and more like the guy the Rams couldn’t wait to let go.
9. Steelers (7-4, No. 14): More points would be nice, but the 400-yard game was a good start.
10. Broncos (6-5, 15th): Remember what Sean Payton said to Jarrett Bell? Peyton was right about everything.
11. Texans (6-5, 10th): They’re still doing better than anyone expected.
12. Browns (7-4, No. 9): The clock in Cleveland might be telling the time for Joe Flacco.
13. Colts (6-5, 16th): Gardner Minshew should be someone’s starter next year wearing jorts and smoking camels.
14. Bills (6-6, No. 13): Just when it looked like the Jenga tower was going to rise again, they pulled it down.
15. Seahawks (6-5, 11th): They’re sinking in quicksand.
16. Packers (5-6, 19th): Where were the people who said Jordan Love couldn’t play?
17. Rams (5-6, 20th): If they play, the Rams could be the most dangerous team in the NFC playoff field.
18. Falcons (5-6, 21st): Relying on Bijan Robinson, the game can be simple at times.
19. Vikings (6-6, No. 12): It was fun while it lasted.
20. Bengals (5-6, 17th): They might take the worst and go for the highest draft pick possible.
21. Saints (5-6, No. 18): Not Derek Carr.
22. Raiders (5-7, No. 22): They still have a long way to go to get where they want to be.
23. Buccaneers (4-7, No. 23): Their minds are willing, but their bodies are weak.
24. Chargers (4-7, 24th): At some point, it’s fair to debate whether Justin Herbert is a franchise quarterback.
25. Bears (4-8, 29th): Justin Fields got a win, but it didn’t do enough to solidify his future in Chicago.
26. Titans (4-7, 26th): Would the Titans sign Mike Vrabel if the Patriots called?
27. Giants (4-8, 27th): “Fuhgetabout it” sums up this season perfectly.
28. Jets (4-7, 25th): Aaron Rodgers’ late-season vanity tour is going well.
29. Commander (4-8, No. 28): The days of dust are over.
30. Cardinals (2-10, 30th): Winning wasn’t a priority this year. And it shows.
31. Patriots (2-9, 32nd): It feels like Bill Belichick is just messing around with ownership at this point.
32. Panthers (1-10, 31st): They would have been ranked a little higher if the owner had been fired instead of the coach on Monday.